Ready to laugh with your honey? From witty one-liners to relatable humor about married life, these marriage jokes and sayings ...

Me: [eating a banana] My wife [on the end of the couch, looking at me]: Oh yeah, baby.

Marriage is a beautiful thing—until your spouse eats the last slice of pizza, leaves every cabinet door open, or insists they ...

which is exactly what you'll find in the collection of morbidly funny jokes below. From warped cracks on marriage and work to short one-liners on aging, money, death and every other touchy subject ...