Funny Marriage Quotes from Popular Culture 1. "Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond; it lasts forever." — Knocked Up 2. "A wedding marks the first day of the rest ...

Trust us: Neither you nor your spouse will be able to contain your laughter. Below, 50 funny marriage quotes that will have you (and your partner!) immediately chuckling. Related: 60 Wedding Toast ...