But the weirdest find? A blue velvet bag containing a dead cat’s paw. Yep, someone out there is missing their dearly departed feline… and they probably have no idea where it ended up. Police recovered ...

If you've got one of those pets who is, like, legitimately helpful for you, just know that I'm so jealous. One time, I pretend to fall down and my dog didn't even look my way. If something bad happens ...