My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. You must be the stupidest piece of shit on this damn planet. You make a site about ‘REAL ...

Remember wall-running being a cool move in video games? I sure do, as does Ninja Gaiden 2. It's little things like that, and a ridiculous story that's more style than substance, that reminds me of ...